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The drinking game to play to avoid alcohol poisoning is to do a shot whenever Trump completes a coherent sentence. You’ll stay stone-cold sober.

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I wish I had played it your way. I drank every time either one said something that upset me. It's been about 36 hours and I'm still hungover. I was texting suicide threats to my daughter by midnight that night and luckily she was able to convince me to wait until November. No more alcohol for me! Until New Year at least. (pardon my melodramatic hyperbole, but I WAS pretty upset.)

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I knew this was a bad week to stop sniffing glue…:)

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And smoking, drinking, amphetamines...

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😂😂

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