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"Like a gravid necromancer reading from an ancient grimoire bound in human skin, he summoned dark and terrible eldritch forces from the vast and terrible deep." What a fun read, as well as being right.

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You seem kind sir. I like that. Americans, opinions side deserve more folk like you and myself. Bo esty and sincerity is top shelf in my book.

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Well said!

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Kamala is a lame and an imbecile. Why you need dingbats like Charlamagne tha God to be her hype man. https://tinyurl.com/2zv7343v

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Never heard of Lenard Larry McKelvey before now. Why would anyone care about him? Now, other than that, all you have is a rather uninspired and lame (see what I did there?) insult.

Did you have any REAL reasons to not vote for Harris? Or just name calling?

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Envy and resentment is my guess.

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Kamala has more experience, talent and knowledge than the entire T-Rump team combined!! He has met his match!!

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Why I love your Substack series: you always show me a fresh view, drive me to the dictionary at least one (in this case, three times) and occasionally, surprisingly, move me to tears. Thank you.

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Not👇🏼

CONVICTED FELON💩🤡🤬 = 🐔💩!!

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ACTIONS BY EVERYONE CREATES FREEDOM

How to Prevent "GOP MASS PSYCHOSIS - How an Entire Population Becomes MENTALLY ILL"

❤️ Discredit totalitarian propaganda everywhere

🤣 Mock GOP worship of dictators

❤️ Promote moral organizations

❤️ ACTIONS BY EVERYONE CREATES FREEDOM

https://youtu.be/09maaUaRT4M

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I especially love how Putin shivved him with the prisoner swap. To use the parlance of Quadrophenia, the punk met the Godfather.

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Why has everyone just memory-holed the fact Trumps initial primary campaign was fueled by his initial message that ‘all these other politicians can be bought, but I’m rich and don’t need donations and all be funding my own campaign’ he used this line repeatedly to hammer Jeb and the others but then went on to run the most lucrative 8 year grift in history

Why isn’t he asked everyday what happened to self funding

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Nothing new here. This is classic Donald Trump showing us who he has always been.

Trump was in his classic abuser DARVO mode: Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender.

He heard his own rude words spoken back to him, then accused the woman who quoted them of being the rude one, then claimed to be a victim because the event started late, a technical issue she had nothing to do with.

Trump was in his classic racist mode: Denying VP Kamala Harris's identity as a Black woman, claiming she "switched" her identity from Indian to Black when she has always proudly claimed the heritage of both of her parents.

Trump was in his classic misogynistic mode: Claiming he wasn't certain if VP Harris passed the bar exam, implying that a woman could have served as a prosecuting attorney and a state Attorney General without having first met the basic qualifications of earning a law degree and passing the state bar exam.

Trump was in his classic delusional mode: Challenging VP Harris to a cognitive health exam and questioning her ability to pass the California bar exam when he daily shows signs of cognitive decline and has a history of paying others to take college entrance exams for him.

This is the best version of Donald Trump we're ever going to get from now on. His cognitive decline will only increase daily as will his sense of grievance and entitlement.

Kamala Harris for President!

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The whole point here, is Kamala Harris is a professional, with the resume to prove it. Many men can't tolerate being upstaged by a smart, vivacious and confident woman. She has what it takes to upstage most any man, and she is doing it with poise, class, and dignity - and she's got the majority of the nation's women behind her. It's well past time for America to have a woman of her credentials: a prosecutor, an attorney general, a vice president who understands the issues, has command of the law, and knows how to get things done.

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True.

But to quote William F. Buckley, Jr.

“I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.”

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I believe in everything that I say, Torrance, although sometimes I might stretch it with snarky hyperbole. Not everyone who touts their credentials on social media is a stone idiot, but saying that no voter in the Democratic primary voted for Kamala Harris is an objectively idiotic statement. It's gaslighting by the anti-democratic right wing who pretend for a nanosecond that they actually care about democracy when the GOP is explicitly about dismantling it.

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A great musical parody about JD Vance:

https://youtu.be/vYILYILPrXs?si=yWlAao6d0RczHc5h

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When she looks into the camera for “say it to my face” *chef’s kiss*

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Wrong. All she has is sexism/racism, which last I heard was not a policy. But Demokkkrats and racism are inseparable am I right?

Here is a Historical Account of The Negative Impact of Democrat Party Rule, Dominance and Policy on Black America. https://shorturl.at/52NYx

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Right. Because nothing says oppression like getting the ability to vote.

Your time is passed, Torrance. Your candidate will not win. You can no longer do the Orwell thing and try to pretend that naked racism is benevolence.

And I am so, so sorry that a strong black woman threatens you so very much.

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You sound like one of those folk who think I am not smart enough to get an ID. I vote. Seems your party disavows a vote. How many votes did Kamala get in your primary? Non - ZERO. The democrat way.

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People who put their credentials in their bios is pretty common and normal behavior. People who put their credentials directly in their handles tend to be mind-bogglingly stupid. That's just kind of a law of Internet behavior ;)

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This comment just made my day.

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Torrance, for all I know you got your PhD out of a box of Cracker Jacks. You can vote for whoever you'd like; voter ID is not an issue in this campaign. Your gobsmacking stupidity glosses over the fact that the seven million people who voted in the Democratic primary voted for the Biden / Harris TICKET. This won't be an open convention, this is the Democratic Party speaking with a unaminty demonstrated by a $230M fundraising haul for Kamala Harris in less than two weeks from mostly small donors.

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