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I have decided to focus on the small got I may be able to accomplish. I can introduce voters in my county to Project 2025 through small group viewings of Bad Faith. I can organize call groups to encourage inactive registered Democrats to vote. That’s a start.

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I appreciate this column very much and your words of wisdom. You have insight and a tenderness that I see of value in today's angry fearful times. Keep writing Rick.

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How'd you get so f'ing smart? This was a great read. You are almost the only voice of reason/sanity left!

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Thank you for your insightful comments, Rick. I'm not sure your strong criticism of the Secret Service is warranted, though. I'm no expert, but I'm sure the security provided to an ex-president and/or presidential candidate is a vastly different level than provided to a current president, for the obvious reason that the impact of a possible assassination of a candidate on the running of the government is relatively minimal. Perhaps mistakes were made, but more likely they were following protocol for security of an ex-president and presidential candidate.

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I agree that the shooting of t was more about the young man than the target. He sounds like a classic case of a loner with low self esteem who wanted to become famous for something.

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Is it possible the shooter was told to kill a person in the crowd who was a danger to the former president? He did his job and was killed himself to prevent questioning. The rest is WWF cosplay with fake blood on the ear. Playing golf the next day was the tell.

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God love you, Rick. You’re a great American. And thank you for helping me stay sane.

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Thanks for the panoramic tour of takes. I’ve appreciated your insights and the LP videos that help beat back the malaise. By Obama bros do you mean folks who are on msnbc?

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I think he was referring to Obama's three former speech writers, who have a podcast, Pod Save America, and appear in public together to give commentary –Tommy Vietor, Jon Favreau, and Jon Lovett. They've been advocating for Biden to step down.

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This was my thought too. It didn't matter which big, famous political figure was on the stage--Trump, Biden, whoever--Crooks would have aimed that rifle at him. It was about the psyche of the shooter, and the power and celebrity of the man he was trying to take down so that he could score the biggest win, as you wrote.

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My gut says it was staged. It’s not like the Secret Service to fuck up s badly as they did and Trump loves drama and attention. He was not seriously hurt in face it was shattered glass that pierced his ear not a bullet. He loves being a victim. He fist pumping arm more theater. I think we will eventually find out the truth and my gut says it was a set up.

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Only the drs. And trump know whether it was a bullet or glass… and u can bet they will take that info to their graves… I would not put it past him tho… that poor kid!

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I think we will find out eventually--and it's pretty obvious now that we saw that pathetic thing that is trying to pass as a medical bandage, that it was not, in fact, a bullet that hit him. Eric Trump says "they blew off half of my father's ear"---if that were the case--he's have had reconstructive surgery and a pressure bandage around his head!

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Oddly, Trump is very much into watching MMA style fighting and a standard trick is to take a razor to one’s ear to cause bleeding as a distraction… I m sorry to say I would not put it paste him… I find it very hard to believe that kind of bullet would not have blown his ear off… something is not right.

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Exactly! But if the teleprompter was hit with that kind of bullet it would have exploded… why no picts of the teleprompter??? Questions questions questions…

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Yona, I agree...when I heard about the 'teleprompter glass' theory, I re-ran a recording I'd made of the incident...Neither teleprompter appeared to have any damage...in fact, they both seemed to be completely in tact.

And, the bandage TCF sported at the RNC convention...well, didn't look like a professional medical dressing.

I might add a lot of what happened doesn't pass the 'smell test'...I don't put anything past TCF or any of his minions . He is a 'showman con man' and knows how to 'work a crowd', especially a cult crowd...jus 'sayin'...

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most of my questions about the attempt to kill trump have been answered. after reading what the photographer, Doug Mills, said about capturing the picture of the bullet I find it plausible. BUT, what I still don't understand is how a bullet that comes out of an AR-15, presumably one with a tumbler, how does that bullet not tear an ear off when it makes contact. if his ear was truly grazed by that kind of bullet, like Bill Maher said, he has got to be the luckiest bastard alive. ps; now that he has vance saying he will do the false elector thang that pence would not, I am truly worried. BUT, Biden has always done well in traumatic circumstances. the guy has a true resilience. and I m putting my faith in him in this upcoming election. will he need help? yes!!

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Yes, plausible, Yona. I read that the 5.56 bullet flies unsteady only tumbles after hitting something... anyway...TCF is a lucky bastard. Vance or no Vance we should indeed be worried. Yes, we can't underestimate Joe's resilience. Joe's my guy, too! And the help he'll need is from voters...voters who want to be citizens not subjects. There was more of us than them in 2020...fingers crossed for 2024.

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It’s heartbreaking. Almost inevitable for this poor boy. I am not a stranger to the dark (just strange).

The Fix-it Shop

Broken people by the score

Once were children, nothing more.

Needing love that would last.

Was this too much to ask?

Child by child let’s fix.

Find the good within that small.

Label “handle with care”,

Grow the part which is rare.

Teach them not to have fear.

“Broken Hearts Mended Here”

Would make a good sign.

Watch them stand in line!

Not an easy task, it’s true,

But worth the effort when we’re through

They can love now,

Once they’re shown how.

✨by sward

4/20/1991

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Rick, please be safe. Will the FBI do a deeper dive to see if there were other profiles that were more anonymous? If 1 did an eval on cook's brain and compared it to other mass shooters, what similarities would we see? What would we see in common about their general profile-white loners?

What does the event say about the need for Secret Service, FBI and CIA to be totally overhauled? I don't just mean more people, more $. A better sense into the psych part of who the Secret Service protects. Not being a cult member. I don't think Secret Service really understands trump's brain. In that sense, you could have 50 people on trump and he'd do what he did after. And 1 can only have so many Secret Service agents protecting x many people as people are living longer. So how does that part of it work? I think it was Frank yesterday who said that there's fewer people in Secret Service than people realize.

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Spot on, Rick. Thank you.

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Tremendous. Thank you

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