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I’m waiting for one of them, probably Eric, to open a church with donations gladly accepted. The Kardashians did it as did Kanye.

I think he loves Webber because he thinks it makes him look sophisticated though it doesn’t of course. He’s still the small fingered vulgarian he has always been.

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This was one my favorites. So well done

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Great stuff Rick.

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Jebus Crisco —- Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote Jesus Christ Superstar 🤦🏻‍♀️✝️🎶🎼

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IMHO he's been a hack his whole career. I thought JCS was crap in junior high school and I was a major fan (at the time) of The Who's Tommy, so it's not like I was allergic to rock operas.

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I saw the movies Tommy and JCS first run in the theater. Wasn’t my thing, but now some of the songs are just classic time pieces. Rock on 🤘🏻

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My fourth grade teacher was _obsessed_ with Tommy when the album first came out and played the whole thing for class, and it became the first rock album I ever owned. I liked it well enough at the time and there are certainly some great songs on it, but the stuff I liked best it turns out in retrospect were the most progrock-adjacent instrumental sections (gimme dat French horn, bay-bee); it influenced the development of my taste. As I got older, I found the album pretty light. Keith Moon is a massively overrated drummer.

Being a lifelong proghead, I have pretty obnoxiously high standards for the kind of rock music I cherish. Genesis' double-album rock opera, The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway, is based on an ostensibly profound but actually incoherent story and it blows Tommy away on every level, which only goes to show how much rock music had advanced from 1968 to 1974. And yeah, I like to make these kinds of not-always-fair comparisons, which drive some serious music fans up a wall ;)

In high school I saw the movie, a typical symbolism-laden Ken Russell Expressionist extravaganza. I thought it was pretty awful, LOL, and I was wasted at the time.

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"The mills of God grind exceeding slow, but they grind exceeding fine"

Empiricus, 200 AD

Trump's time is coming.

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I think that's actually a Chinese proverb, Abe. The ancient Greeks weren't monotheists and 200 AD is too early for the Hellenic world to have Christianized yet.

Also, the Wheels of Justice are connected to the Axle of Bureaucracy.

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well, whoever said it, it's coming true for Trump.

He's way past his Lying-Cheating Expiration Date.

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Donald J. Trump, One Trick Pony.

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Why is trump not in jail? How is it that he slimed out of yet another judgement. Or got it postponed?

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Well, he wouldn't be locked up for a civil judgment. And a $175M bond in ten days else he turns into the proverbial pumpkin is nothing to sneeze at. He's still going to have major trouble getting a surety and if he puts up cash (which would be much cheaper), that's going to be a major crimp in his ability to do anything. Also bear in mind that this is just for the appeal; it doesn't change the amount of the judgment he'll have to pay when he loses (which he will).

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Music for Trump is comfort food, the aural equivalent of a Big Mac, and his philistine musical taste isn't any more surprising than his teenage diet. What's endlessly amusing is how many pop stars have sent his campaign cease and desist orders. Trump is really _that_ intellectually incurious as to not bother to comprehend the _lyrics_ of his favorite Springsteen, Tom Petty and Rolling Stones. Like, does he understand that Les Miserables is an _indictment_ of the sort of person Trump is and the world he wants to bring back, that the protagonist is a _homeless person?_ Music for him is simply a nostalgic time association, content irrelevant, as sadly it is for so many people who aren't serious fans. And let's note that there isn't any Motown, let alone R&B, let even more alone hip-hop, on his playlist.

Trump is an early boomer and his salad days in the Gomorrah of NYC are precisely the world the culture warriors say the boomers created to destroy America. Trump was never involved in the counterculture, had no conscience about Vietnam (except to brand our dead soldiers "losers and suckers") but his character epitomizes what Tom Wolfe in the 70s called the Me Decade. Peak Trump in the 80s occurred in a city ravaged by drugs, crime, the porno village of Times Square, quasi-competent machine politics governance. Trump railed about this for the tabloids and then went out partying all night with trust fund drug casualties at Studio 54. His favorite music is precisely from this milieu, when NYC was second only to San Francisco as a wingnut touchstone for cultural decadence.

The boomers continued to settle down and raise families and the reaction against their counterculture youth that gave us Reagan and Poppy Bush began to moderate by the 90s. Trump was leashed by his bankruptcies, put on an allowance and you'd think if he had political discontent he'd be bellowing it from his perch as prime tabloid copy, but he seemed pretty happy with the Bill Clinton era.

The lost world his playlists evoke is the world his supporters want to destroy. Kind of delicious ;)

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Bellissimo 🥀

I’m a Rodgers & Hammerstein fan, but I dabble in all the show-tunes. Can I interest you in a bit from Bob’s Burgers where Gene sings about farts? 🍔

Donald is so filthy and gross. I am not amused. (I’m Amusezd.) It’s weird that he likes Andrew Lloyd Webber. Bad Donald! [sprays water at The Monster 👹]

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Requesting you to write something about Ronna Hindenburg at NBC

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Rick, you need more Sentence Structure…

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Behind closed doors, Wagner

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What a great post, Rick! I must add - as a lover of Broadway musicals my seven decades on this planet - Andrew Lloyd Weber is THE most craptastic purveyor of what passes for decent Broadway shows who ever had a "hit." And the height of craptastic: Cats! Well, one craptastic hack sure knows another craptastic hack.

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Great add and the soprano has good pipes. I do think you need to hold a parody song contest

Reading this we know the property values were overstated but we do not know if the accompanying mortgages are based on the overvalued assets. If that is the case, and there is a default due to seizure, what impact will that have on overall real estate markets?

With the new bond set st $174-176M let’s see if he can cough up that much cash As of yet unknown. He has 10 days. Let see if anything goes on the market at fire sale prices.

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LOVE LOVE LOVE "The Phantom"!!! Brilliant!

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The parodies from Evita and Phantom are hilarious.

I have written several similar lyrics to familiar songs--from American Songbook standards "(It Had to be Me,) "Give me a Nation for My Plaything") to 1950's rock n roll ("See Ya Later, Perpetrator") about the orange abomination which I believe you and the voters would enjoy.

I would love to work with LP to get these songs produced. Mockery can be an effective political weapon, and we sure need all we can get.

Let me know if you are interested.

Paul Meyer.

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